Tuesday, 12 August 2025

Chapter 1 - RIGArous

Well friends, it's been a while but here I am, adventuring again.  In previous years you may recall that I would go to California to visit my sister and her family for a few days, then disappear off to Central or South America for a bit.  Last year, they relocated to Tonbridge in Kent, which, whilst it is wonderful to be able to dash down the M20 to visit rather than than have to fly to the other side of the world, it makes travel planning more challenging.

'That's near Russia isn't it?' said a few people, when I mentioned that I was going to Latvia on Tuesday.  'Well yes, it sort of borders it, but only a little bit, only about two centimetres on the map'.

The flight was early morning, so I splashed out and booked myself a cab to save a 4am awakening.  It was seamless, well, seamless until I felt quite unwell.  I opened the windows for some fresh air, which didn't really help.  I pushed down the central arm-rest and curled up, trying to keep my head still to ease my throbbing headache.  The motion wasn't helping.  I do not get travel-sick - I should have sat on some magic newspaper, I thought - in case you've never come across this phenomenon, sitting on magic newspaper prevents travel sickness, as does clutching a magic spoon (in case you forgot to fish the magic newspaper out of the recycling before the Recycling Pixies came).  

Then I realised that I really was going to be sick, in the back of this pristine white Kia driven by a kindly young man who had come to collect me even earlier than planned at 6am - I looked around hopelessly - my eyes fell on a sign, 'CCTV recording' - oh great.  We'd chatted up to this point, about he'd just had his car cleaned by the Car Wash Pixies on Thamesmead.  Great, just great.

Feeling green with nausea, I had a sudden brainwave - I dived into my rucksack and pulled out.... an Air Serbia sick bag! Un-used, at this point.

'I'm really sorry about this, but I'm going to be sick, but I have this Air Serbia sick bag, so I won't make a mess' - the driver looked blank, but nodded.  I was duly sick.

He still dropped me off at the airport - rather swiftly I felt - and I headed to check-in.  I told a kindly lady with big teeth at check-in there that I hadn't felt too well - I left out the bit about the Air Serbia sick bag.  We chatted a bit and concluded that I was ok now.

I had checked-in online - which, as devoted blog followers will know, I never like to do in case Jesus comes back between checking-in and boarding the plane - but only because there seemed to be a fee for checking-in in-person! I wasn't going to pay to do that! That said, the kindly lady with the big teeth at check-in said that if people turn up without having checked-in online, she tells them to do it there and then on their phone to avoid the charge.  Top tip.

I thought I had booked a BA flight - my favourite airline - (my least favourite in case you're wondering, is Spice Air.  Never fly with them, ever.  Long story.) Anyway, it wasn't a BA flight so I'm not quite sure who I'm flying with, nor was the kindly lady with the big teeth and she works there and everything.

I slept almost the entire flight, having had limited sleep recently - the new neighbours who moved in recently have arrived with a menagerie which includes a plethora of chickens and a rather vocal cockerel who cock-a-doodle-doos from the early hours.  You might expect that in a rural area, but not in a terraced house in urban Plumstead, south-east London.  I just hope they are going to supply eggs rather than the abundance of local chicken shops.

On arrival at Riga immigration, I had to perform that awkward maneouvre of manipulating both thumbs onto a tiny screen to enable my entry.  I have curious double-jointed thumbs which bend backwards, so it's always tricky to do this and 'I've got thumbs like a pterodactyl' doesn't always translate for a sullen border guard.  That said, this border guard looked younger than most of my Rangers - I'm sure people are getting younger.  

I'd booked myself an airport transfer - twenty years ago I'd have hitch-hiked into town, but there's something very reassuring about seeing a sign with your name on it on arrival in an unknown land.  I bundled into the transfer vehicle and he dropped me close to my budget hotel which is in the heart of Riga old town, a very characterful, quirky capital which I will learn more about tomorrow.  The old town is mainly cobbled and car-free, making it pleasantly walkable.  

I checked-in then had a good initial wander, getting my bearings, to the extent which I do, which is limited at best, then found some food and spent a happy few hours sipping cold Coke at a pavement bar, reading the first of my huge pile of books.

It feels odd to be in Europe without a bulging file of paperwork and thirty-one teenagers.  I keep thinking, 'ok, sound off: one!'

It also feels quite liberating to be writing without having to reference every single thought to avoid plagiarism - some of the above could even be considered to be genuine 'original thought'.  RIGArous.    

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